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The American Idol judges at Churchill Downs in September: Randy ... You Tube is a great service that offers terrific music online that is free to listen to. I really like finding places to listen to music for free on the Internet because I do not have a lot of money to spend. I guess it is also important to mention that I have a huge love for music and I can never get enough of it. I think that one day I’m going to be a musician I really need to listen to a lot of music 1st to understand what makes good music work. My dad thinks that I should study economics like you did but I think that I am a musician deep down in my soul. My dad does not have any confidence in me but that is okay because he’s a boring person. I think that I’m going to succeed and I’m going to be very proud when I do.

I really like that Google fixes my spelling mistakes most of the time. It is funny that so many people have the same tendencies to misspell common words. I cannot believe that so many people have typed in a funny spelling of this word or that word. I think that one of the most hilarious ones that I have ever seen while conducting searches on the Internet is probably utube. You can take a guess at what the person was trying to search. But who does not know how to spell you? I guess maybe they are just abbreviating. But that does not make a lot of sense to me. Why abbreviate if you are looking for something so specific? I guess maybe the people who are searching are just kind of lazy. Not me though I try to never misspell words when I am using the Internet. I also try to never misspell words in real life. That is because I am very self-conscious about my intelligence. And I did not want to appear stupid. Or like I do not know how to spell.

Here is a list of great gag gifts you can give anyone for a great laugh.

1. Here’s Some Dough. Mix up their favorite cookie dough and place in a small plastic bucket and write on the card, “Here is some dough just for your birthday.”

2. Bug Killer Kit. Get plastic roaches and 2 blocks. The first block has an A on it and the other one has a B on it. On the note say, “Classy bug killer. Smash the bug with the A block and then you follow that up with the B block.”

3. Redneck Earrings. Find the best air fresheners shaped as pinecones. Put fish hooks for loops on them and wrap them up really nice. The note should say, “Bubba Jo’s Quality Earrings. Look Fabulous and Smell Even Better.” A doctors note could be just as good also.

4. The Perfect Man. For that single lady, bake up a batch of gingerbread men and decorate them up really nice and wrap them up with a note that says, “Here is the perfect man. Sweet and quiet and will never give you an ounce of trouble.”